Friday, October 30, 2009

So...where WAS @NOTSethRogen?

Everybody keeps asking me where I've been.  Answer: at the beach.


Thursday, October 15, 2009

Don't Let Obama Shut Down the Internet!



October 15, 2009

Dear Patriot:

Please take your time and read this email carefully.

Because if a bill quietly sneaking its way through Congress
passes, an email like this could be the last non-government
message to ever hit your inbox.

In fact, someday you may even find yourself unable to log in to
your email in the first place!

I know what you're thinking: Maybe this is just another Internet
hoax.

I wish it were.

But Barack Obama and Senator Jay Rockefeller (D-WV) want to make
this nightmare a reality. That's why Rockefeller recently
introduced S. 773, "The Cybersecurity Act of 2009."

Monday, October 12, 2009

No Coverage? Pay the Tax....or tell em no!



October 12, 2009




Dear Friend of Liberty:



Current reports indicate Senator Max Baucus’ Senate Finance Committee is preparing to vote on their version of President Obama’s health control scheme tomorrow.



One component of Baucus’ plan is the mandate that will force most Americans to either have government-approved coverage or to pay a tax penalty enforced by the IRS.

Friday, October 9, 2009

BREAKING NEWS: Green Giant Awarded Nobel Peas Prize

BREAKING NEWS: Green Giant Awarded Nobel Peas Prize


If you're going to eat cookies in bed.....

...it's a good idea to lay on top of something.  Crumbs, ya know.


Thursday, October 8, 2009

The Internet Takeover Bill (S. 773)



Received from the folks at http://www.campaignforliberty.com/


Dear Patriot:

Please take your time and read this email carefully.

Because if a bill quietly sneaking its way through Congress
passes, an email like this could be the last non-government
message to ever hit your inbox.

In fact, someday you may even find yourself unable to log in to
your email in the first place!

I know what you're thinking: Maybe this is just another Internet
hoax.

I wish it was.

But Barack Obama and Senator Jay Rockefeller (D-WV) want to make
this nightmare a reality. That's why Rockefeller recently
introduced S. 773, "The Cybersecurity Act of 2009."

The Retake Congress Project




The REAL news you won't hear anywhere else:

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Contest: Name the NSR NSFW Blog


Yes, that's right.  I'm glad the guys started this for me, but I hate the name.

NSR's Randy Pokes?  Are you fucking kidding me?

Anyway, for a cameo appearance here, we're going to run a contest to see who's got a better name for the blog.  Contest will run until somebody gives me a name that says DAMN, that's it.

So far, the frontrunner is:

NSR:NSFW

Simple, elegant, straightforward.  Just like me.

@NOTSethRogen

Beware of Craigslist!


Jeeves, fetch my weedwhacker.

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The Internet is for Porn

We all know it, so...why NOT me too?