NSR--->>NSFW

2010 Joke of the Year Nominee

2010-04-17T05:00:00.000-07:00

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Fi nally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

Podcasts? Seriously?

2010-04-14T15:29:00.000-07:00

Yep. Now available via iTunes or on PodBean.

Test1

2009-12-05T10:42:00.001-08:00

Police say $2.5 million worth of marijuana seized -- chicagotribune.com

2009-12-05T10:38:00.000-08:00

Police say $2.5 million worth of marijuana seized -- chicagotribune.com

So...where WAS @NOTSethRogen?

2009-10-30T11:36:00.000-07:00

Everybody keeps asking me where I've been. Answer: at the beach.

Don't Let Obama Shut Down the Internet!

2009-10-15T14:32:00.001-07:00

October 15, 2009

Dear Patriot:

Please take your time and read this email carefully.

Because if a bill quietly sneaking its way through Congress
passes, an email like this could be the last non-government
message to ever hit your inbox.

In fact, someday you may even find yourself unable to log in to
your email in the first place!

I know what you're thinking: Maybe this is just another Internet
hoax.

I wish it were.

But Barack Obama and Senator Jay Rockefeller (D-WV) want to make
this nightmare a reality. That's why Rockefeller recently
introduced S. 773, "The Cybersecurity Act of 2009."

Initial cosponsors include Senators Evan Bayh (D-IN), Bill
Nelson (D-FL) and Olympia Snowe (R-ME).

You see, Barack Obama is seeking sweeping new powers to "shut
down" all private internet in the event of a "cybersecurity
emergency" - a vague term that the President can define at his
discretion.

And Rockefeller's bill gives Barack Obama just what he wants.

That's why this expansive new power grab should really be called
"The Internet Takeover Bill."

As you know, the Internet has developed into an independent
sphere where 1st Amendment Rights can still be (fairly) freely
exercised.

It's also become an important outlet for liberty-minded speech,
cutting around the Obama-worship and corporate censorship of the
mainstream media.

And we've already seen the Obama Administration's reaction to
any online speech they deem "fishy."

In July, the Administration called upon Americans to report
their friends' and neighbors' emails to help Barack Obama silence
the "disinformation" about the Obamacare bills in Congress.

Well now Barack Obama wants to cut out the middle man.

If the Internet Takeover Bill passes, Barack Obama can silence
his dissenters directly - by ordering a shutdown of the U.S.
Internet.

That's right, under this bill Barack Obama can order all
non-government U.S. networks to shutdown from the Internet.

But that's not all.

Even outside of periods of White House-declared "emergency,"
this bill mandates that private-sector networks only be managed
by government-licensed "cybersecurity professionals."

If you think dealing with your office IT department is bad now,
just wait until they're federally-licensed bureaucrats.

And God forbid you like to visit websites that spread "fishy
disinformation" like free-market healthcare solutions; passing
socialized medicine could soon become enough of an "emergency"
for Barack Obama to shut them down.

You know, for the public good.

Well I know I like writing to you, and I hope you like hearing
from me.

Or if not me, at least you probably like staying in touch with
your family and friends, and having access to uncensored news and
current events.

And that's why I hope you'll help Campaign for Liberty stop the
Internet Takeover Bill by signing our Internet User's Mandate to
Congress.

Today, legislation like this - built on the same statist
principles as the infamous Patriot Act - must sneak through
Congress quietly.

They know Americans are no longer willing to swallow this swill
"for our own good."

And it's especially critical that Campaign for Liberty and other
fellow R3volutionaries fight this power grab.

Can you imagine how easily those in power could fabricate an
"emergency" on a big money bomb day for a strong liberty
candidate threatening the establishment?

Or how about message boards vital to planning and freedom
rallies and protests of socialized medicine?

With "right-wing extremists" freely and visibly exercising their
2nd Amendment rights at such events, no doubt the White House
could declare "emergency" and shut down all online planning.

I don't want to see good politicians lose potential millions or
demonstrations of liberty extinguished. I hope you don't either.

That's why I hope you'll sign your Internet User's Mandate and
make a donation right now to Campaign for Liberty to make sure
that never happens.

http://paracom.paramountcommunication.com/ct/3500917:5002318599:m:3:170779904:3E97A52FAB8E20F0500ED8B1A6A0BB32

We're going to fight this bill hard, because it's clear that the
Internet is the next frontier for liberty politics, and Campaign
for Liberty is right on the forefront.

So please click here to sign your Internet User's Mandate to
Congress in opposition to Barack Obama's Internet Takeover and
Shutdown Bill.

And in addition to signing your mandate, please make a generous
contribution of $250, $100 or $50 so we can fight this Internet
takeover.

http://paracom.paramountcommunication.com/ct/3500917:5002318599:m:3:170779904:3E97A52FAB8E20F0500ED8B1A6A0BB32

We need to fight to make sure Barack Obama doesn't disconnect
your computer, shut down your favorite websites, or block all
your emails.

And frankly with Audit the Fed, Cap and Tax and socialized
healthcare debates, Campaign for Liberty is stretched pretty
thin.

And unlike the government we don't print, borrow or take money
by force (taxes). Our only revenue comes from voluntary
contributions from liberty activists like you.

We need you to stay educated and active.

We've put too much time into building our pro-liberty online
networks, websites and email lists. We simply cannot afford to
give Barack Obama the power to dismantle all that at the drop of
a hat.

So please, click here to sign your Internet User's Mandate and
if you can make a contribution of $250, $100 or $50 or whatever
you want to Campaign for Liberty to stop this power grab...

...to defend our rights...

...and most importantly, to protect this movement.

I trust you'll join this fight to protect all the progress we've
made.

In Liberty,
John Tate
President

P.S. The Internet Takeover Bill (S. 773) is threatening to
"unplug" private networks from the Internet on the order of the
President and dismantle the online army we've worked so hard to
build.

Click here to sign your Internet User's Mandate to Congress, and
please make a generous contribution of $250, $100 or $50 to
Campaign for Liberty so we can lead the fight against this Obama
power grab.

http://paracom.paramountcommunication.com/ct/3500917:5002318599:m:3:170779904:3E97A52FAB8E20F0500ED8B1A6A0BB32

No Coverage? Pay the Tax....or tell em no!

2009-10-12T14:39:00.000-07:00

October 12, 2009

Dear Friend of Liberty:

Current reports indicate Senator Max Baucus’ Senate Finance Committee is preparing to vote on their version of President Obama’s health control scheme tomorrow.

One component of Baucus’ plan is the mandate that will force most Americans to either have government-approved coverage or to pay a tax penalty enforced by the IRS.

If we take action now, we may be able to stop the Baucus bill from ever reaching the Senate floor. This is a key vote for the administration and a perfect time for us to turn up the heat on Congress.

Click here for a list of Senate Finance Committee members with their contact information linked to their names.

The Committee’s main office number is (202) 224-4515.

Tell them to stand up for the American people by opposing this latest power grab. We agree that the status quo has to change, but government intervention in the health care market created this problem. More intervention is guaranteed to only make it much worse.

This fight will be harder to win once the bill reaches the Senate floor. Take action today and help stop Obama’s big government health control scheme while it’s still in Committee!

In Liberty,

John F. Tate

President

BREAKING NEWS: Green Giant Awarded Nobel Peas Prize

2009-10-09T22:37:00.000-07:00

BREAKING NEWS: Green Giant Awarded Nobel Peas Prize

If you're going to eat cookies in bed.....

2009-10-09T21:18:00.000-07:00

...it's a good idea to lay on top of something. Crumbs, ya know.

The Internet Takeover Bill (S. 773)

2009-10-08T15:26:00.000-07:00

Received from the folks at http://www.campaignforliberty.com/

Dear Patriot:

Please take your time and read this email carefully.

Because if a bill quietly sneaking its way through Congress
passes, an email like this could be the last non-government
message to ever hit your inbox.

In fact, someday you may even find yourself unable to log in to
your email in the first place!

I know what you're thinking: Maybe this is just another Internet
hoax.

I wish it was.

But Barack Obama and Senator Jay Rockefeller (D-WV) want to make
this nightmare a reality. That's why Rockefeller recently
introduced S. 773, "The Cybersecurity Act of 2009."

Initial cosponsors include Senators Evan Bayh (D-IN), Bill
Nelson (D-FL) and Olympia Snowe (R-ME).

You see, Barack Obama is seeking sweeping new powers to "shut
down" all private internet in the event of a "cybersecurity
emergency" -- a vague term that the President can define at his
discretion.

And Rockefeller's bill gives Barack Obama just what he wants.

That's why this expansive new power grab should really be called
"The Internet Takeover Bill."

As you know, the Internet has developed into an independent
sphere where 1st Amendment Rights can still be (fairly) freely
exercised.

It's also become an important outlet for liberty-minded speech,
cutting around the Obama-worship and corporate censorship of the
mainstream media.

And we've already seen the Obama Administration's reaction to
any online speech they deem "fishy."

In July, the Administration called upon Americans to report
their friends' and neighbors' emails to help Barack Obama silence
the "disinformation" about the Obamacare bills in Congress.

Well now Barack Obama wants to cut out the middle man.

If the Internet Takeover Bill passes, Barack Obama can silence
his dissenters directly -- by ordering a shutdown of the U.S.
Internet.

That's right, under this bill Barack Obama can order all
non-government U.S. networks to shutdown from the Internet.

But that's not all.

Even outside of periods of White House-declared "emergency,"
this bill mandates that private-sector networks only be managed
by government-licensed "cybersecurity professionals."

If you think dealing with your office IT department is bad now,
just wait until they're federally-licensed bureaucrats.

And God forbid you like to visit websites that spread "fishy
disinformation" like free-market healthcare solutions; passing
socialized medicine could soon become enough of an "emergency"
for Barack Obama to shut them down.

You know, for the public good.

Well I know I like writing to you, and I hope you like hearing
from me.

Or if not me, at least you probably like staying in touch with
your family and friends, and having access to uncensored news and
current events.

And that's why I hope you'll help Campaign for Liberty stop the
Internet Takeover Bill by signing our Internet User's Mandate to
Congress.

Today, legislation like this — built on the same statist
principles as the infamous Patriot Act — must sneak through
Congress quietly.

They know Americans are no longer willing to swallow this swill
"for our own good."

And it's especially critical that Campaign for Liberty and other
fellow R3volutionaries fight this power grab.

Can you imagine how easily those in power could fabricate an
"emergency" on a big money bomb day for a strong liberty
candidate threatening the establishment?

Or how about message boards vital to planning and freedom
rallies and protests of socialized medicine?

With "right-wing extremists" freely and visibly exercising their
2nd Amendment rights at such events, no doubt the White House
could declare "emergency" and shut down all online planning.

I don't want to see good politicians lose potential millions or
demonstrations of liberty extinguished. I hope you don't either.

That's why I hope you'll sign your Internet User's Mandate and
make a donation right now to Campaign for Liberty to make sure
that never happens.

We're going to fight this bill hard, because it's clear that the
Internet is the next frontier for liberty politics, and Campaign
for Liberty is right on the forefront.

So please sign your Internet User's Mandate to Congress in
opposition to Barack Obama's Internet Takeover and Shutdown Bill.
It's online at:

http://www.chooseliberty.org/internettakeover.aspx?pid=01

And in addition to signing your mandate, please make a generous
contribution of $250, $100 or $50 so we can fight this Internet
takeover.

We need to fight to make sure Barack Obama doesn't disconnect
your computer, shut down your favorite websites, or block all
your emails.

And frankly with Audit the Fed, Cap and Tax and socialized
healthcare debates, Campaign for Liberty is stretched pretty
thin.

And unlike the government we don't print, borrow or take money
by force (taxes). Our only revenue comes from voluntary
contributions from liberty activists like you.

We need you to stay educated and active.

We've put too much time into building our pro-liberty online
networks, websites and email lists. We simply cannot afford to
give Barack Obama the power to dismantle all that at the drop of
a hat.

So please, sign your Internet User's Mandate at
http://www.chooseliberty.org/internettakeover.aspx?pid=01

And if you can make a contribution of $250, $100 or $50 or
whatever you want to Campaign for Liberty to stop this power
grab...

...to defend our rights...

...and most importantly, to protect this movement.

I trust you'll join this fight to protect all the progress we've
made.

In Liberty,

John Tate
President

P.S. The Internet Takeover Bill (S. 773) is threatening to
"unplug" private networks from the Internet on the order of the
President and dismantle the online army we've worked so hard to
build.

Sign your Internet User's Mandate to Congress at
http://www.chooseliberty.org/internettakeover.aspx?pid=01 , and
please make a generous contribution of $250, $100 or $50 to
Campaign for Liberty so we can lead the fight against this Obama
power grab.

The Retake Congress Project

2009-10-08T12:28:00.000-07:00

The REAL news you won't hear anywhere else:

1) CONTINENTAL CONGRESS 2009! Delegate voting THIS SATURDAY! Now is the time to get involved!

http://vimeo.com/6942138 - http://www.givemeliberty.org/ - http://www.cc2009.us/

2) The TAX HOLIDAY is almost here! 7 days and counting! Find out all about it at:

http://www.taxfree15th.com/

3) The new Retake Congress website has been launched and the membership drive is on. Volunteer today!

http://www.retakecongress.com/

4) The Committees of Safety weekly conference call is on tonight (and every Wednesday) at 9PM eastern - (724) 444-7444, Call ID: 35794

http://www.committeesofsafety.org/

5) Ron Paul says it's time to repeal the 17th amendment and allow the states to once again appoint their own senators.

http://www.campaignforliberty.com/blog.php?view=26150

6) The swine flu hoax continues to alarm average americans into coercive medical treatments and senseless panic

http://www.dailypaul.com/node/105195

7) Michael Moore admits that capitalism isn't REALLY the problem!

http://www.yaliberty.org/posts/michael-moore-knows-what-capitalism-is-after-all

Contest: Name the NSR NSFW Blog

2009-10-07T19:51:00.000-07:00

Yes, that's right. I'm glad the guys started this for me, but I hate the name.

NSR's Randy Pokes? Are you fucking kidding me?

Anyway, for a cameo appearance here, we're going to run a contest to see who's got a better name for the blog. Contest will run until somebody gives me a name that says DAMN, that's it.

So far, the frontrunner is:

NSR:NSFW

Simple, elegant, straightforward. Just like me.

@NOTSethRogen

Beware of Craigslist!

2009-10-07T19:45:00.000-07:00

Jeeves, fetch my weedwhacker.

2009-10-07T19:40:00.000-07:00

From the boys at Rotten.com <3

The Internet is for Porn

2009-10-07T16:03:00.000-07:00

We all know it, so...why NOT me too?

Mmmmm...corn-fed!

2009-10-07T15:53:00.000-07:00

Hello, Venus! :-)