2010 Joke of the Year Nominee

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.



While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Fi nally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

Podcasts? Seriously?

Yep.  Now available via iTunes or on PodBean.

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Police say $2.5 million worth of marijuana seized -- chicagotribune.com

Police say $2.5 million worth of marijuana seized -- chicagotribune.com

So...where WAS @NOTSethRogen?

Everybody keeps asking me where I've been.  Answer: at the beach.

Don't Let Obama Shut Down the Internet!

October 15, 2009

Dear Patriot:

Please take your time and read this email carefully.

Because if a bill quietly sneaking its way through Congress
passes, an email like this could be the last non-government
message to ever hit your inbox.

In fact, someday you may even find yourself unable to log in to
your email in the first place!

I know what you're thinking: Maybe this is just another Internet
hoax.

I wish it were.

But Barack Obama and Senator Jay Rockefeller (D-WV) want to make
this nightmare a reality. That's why Rockefeller recently
introduced S. 773, "The Cybersecurity Act of 2009."

No Coverage? Pay the Tax....or tell em no!

October 12, 2009




Dear Friend of Liberty:



Current reports indicate Senator Max Baucus’ Senate Finance Committee is preparing to vote on their version of President Obama’s health control scheme tomorrow.



One component of Baucus’ plan is the mandate that will force most Americans to either have government-approved coverage or to pay a tax penalty enforced by the IRS.